Can't I stay home

I really, really, really don't want to go to work tomorrow. I hate tension, so I'm just going to go in and work and not speak to anyone. I'm just going to mind my own business, do what I'm told and hopefully my day will go by fast....

In other news I think there's a conspiracy against me re: Roll up the Rim to Win.
I've bought, many, many cups of yummy java product and haven't won a thing, not even a free donut! What did I ever do to Tim Horton's?